I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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