I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
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