I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
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