You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
that's an acceptable place to lick
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
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just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
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And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
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