Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
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I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
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I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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