YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
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Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
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youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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