i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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