Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
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It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
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You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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