Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
When you're all settled in, text me, and I can sorta apologize for saying that your phone can suck my dick. What I really meant to say is that your Windows phone can suck my Android phone's dick.
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
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