I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
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