She was so drunk that I kept trying to switch out her wine for water. Sort of like Jesus, but in reverse.
i wish my penis had a tongue
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
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If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
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You literally chaperoned my booty call.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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