Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
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in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
True love is when you jack off and continue talking to the girl you like
Why do you text me weird shit like this?
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
My vagina just clenched in fear
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