My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
No more Irish car bombs ever.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
I touched a dick in church today
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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