is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
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Green mimosas i think yes
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
I will pee on everything he values.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
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I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
He woke up wondering who broke in and rearranged all the furniture. He reviewed 11 hours of security footage before I told him he did it while whiskey-drunk.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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