I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
the hot woman interviewing me is reading jokes off the back of laffy taffy.... I'm getting laid and possibly a job
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
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Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
How the fuck did I get small bruises all over my body?
Well you were laying on the couch naked after the girls left, staring into space, and I went over to the pool table and threw every ball as hard as I could at you from point blank range . You didn't flinch, blink, or scream for any of them. next time maybe you won't fuck my girl while I'm taking a shit
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
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