I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
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her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
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'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
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