I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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