You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
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