i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
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It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
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I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
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