So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
Let's get the cat blown out
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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