btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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