there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
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This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
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There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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