We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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