If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Found your dick twin last night
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
You tipped the Uber driver extra for taking your phone away while you were drunk texting
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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