You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
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