just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
composition of my stomach right now: 60% C8H10N4O2 * H2O (coffee), 20% CaCO3 (pepto bismol/tums), 10% HCl (stomach acid), 5% fried rice, 5% residual adderall. i can do that by percent mass too. fuck you finals.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
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