I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
You know you have crossed to the dark side of marriage when a nap is more important than jacking off
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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