My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
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