you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
He kissed a someone with a penis
Acid is not a monday night drug
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
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i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
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Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
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