on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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