Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
dude i'm inner monologue high
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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