How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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