What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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