you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
pop tarts are not kleenex
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
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