I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
She swung at the pinata with crutches
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
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