Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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