I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
Trying to figure out these fractions. I bought 5 fifths of gin last week. Does that mean I have one whole gin? 5/5 = 1, right? You're having to homeschool your kids right now--so ask them.
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