But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
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yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
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Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
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