I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
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There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
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i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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