If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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