She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
YAS. BRING CRAB.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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