so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
Randomize
