Whod you bang
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
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got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
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He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
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