Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
I believe in your delicious
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
soo... how was my night?
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