If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
Randomize
