Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
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i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
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At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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