I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
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