I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
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