the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
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just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
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You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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