Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
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