I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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