Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
I was sitting down, taking a piss with a boner, her cat walked into the bathroom and walked up to my legs, I sneezed and pissed all over her cat through between the toilet seat and bowl, it ran off screeching. She thought I peed on her cat on purpose. Kicked me out
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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