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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Someone shattered a urinal.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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