I am apparently in rockville maryland. I just threw up my tater tots I had fro brunch in a safeway parking lot. Then ordered a pizza. Pepperoni and pineapple. I'm sitting in the parking lot, next to my barf, waiting for my pizza. WOOF. Someone just gave me an oxycontin tab. Can u come get me? I'm scared
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
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